Man, Jobo, do you icons suck, or what? I'm just sayin'...
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Well well, Bruce, you landed on Boardwalk. Looks like you owe me one million dollars.

Honeycombed!

Shagadelliced!

Soccer balled!

Boy, Chino. You sure has been getting hurt a lot today.

Yeah...I noticed that.

Hmm, you know Chino, in the book "Holes" a guy was cursed, and his entire family was cursed. Maybe the Chino name is cursed because of something one of your ancestors did!

Well, my family originated from Fuddy Farms. Maybe I'll go take a trip there.
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Hey, Farmer Betty! Listen, all of my family was born here at the farm, and I believe that I've been getting hurt constantly because of something my ancestors did here a long time ago.

Golly howdy, Chino! An ol' farmer like me no nothin' bout voodoo and eskimos. But I tells ya, there's been some strange activity in that farmhouse over there that no one ever goes into! I warn ya not to go there!

I probably shouldn't, but I'll go anyway.
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Hello? Anyone here?

AUUGH! WHO GOES THERE? I AM WATCHTA, THE KING OF ALL SPIRITS! WHY HAVE YOU DISTURBED ME FROM MY SLEEP?!

Uh...umm, sir, well uh, my name is Chino. And for as long as I can remember, I've been having horrible, painful luck. I believe that something happening here could've caused this horrible curse!

AH, YES, I REMEMBER! YOUR GREAT GRANDPARENTS ENTERED THIS FARMHOUSE AND DISTRUBED ME DURING MY VIEWING OF DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES, SO I CURSED THEM!

Um, excuse me, but that's not possible because--

SILENCE! NOW LISTEN UP, AND LISTEN GOOD. I WILL MAKE YOU AN OFFER. YOU CAN KEEP THE CURSE, OR GIVE IT UP ONCE AND FOR ALL! MAKE YOUR DECISION NOW...
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So then I decided to keep the curse. I mean, it may be painful, but it makes me unique and special.

Chino, that is quite possibly the stupidest thing you've ever done.

Oof.
THE END!
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Hey kids! I'm a dolphin, here to let you know about the all-new season of Spinner and Friends! Yeah, we got some adventures, crazy mishaps, and more! And coming soon, we've got a very special 2-part episode featuring the cast of THE OC! Ooh, maybe Mischa Barton will make out with me!
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NEXT TIME ON SPINNER AND FRIENDS: Spinner takes Chino and Bruce to the library, to teach them about the magic of reading. However, one of the librarians isn't making reading very fun. Infact, if you talk too loudly in the library, she'll trap you in a tangled web of misery...